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Help us help our employees
find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 18 bigbird
  • 15 snail
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 20 animal
  • 19 arnold
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 1 boo
  • 17 gollum
  • 9 mozart
  • 2 tomford
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 14 unicorn
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 12 channigtatum

Albert Einstein

Mark Zuckerburg



Big Bird

A Snail

Ryan Seacrest



Toy Story Aliens

Tyrion Lannister

One Graham Cracker




Tom Ford

Aunt Jemima


Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Royal Baby George

Channing Tatum

Smart dude.

Had a movie made about him.

Has power of electricity.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Slowly making progress.

Too many shows.

Awesome on the drums.

Will jingle you all the way.

We're just toys.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Break me off a piece of that.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Will treat you like his precious.

A child Prodigy.

Clothes make the man.

Culturally insensitive.

They don't exist.

Was the voice of Simba.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Makes the girls crazy.

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  • 16 tommyspace
  • 8 kimjongii
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  • 18 katyperry
  • 15 pope
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 20 beyonce
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 17 thor
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 2 robford
  • 5 greengiant
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 12 miketyson


Clever girl.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

The Pope

Me too.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.


Awesome on everything.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

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