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find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 17 gollum
  • 2 tomford
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 15 snail
  • 18 bigbird
  • 14 unicorn
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 20 animal
  • 1 boo
  • 9 mozart
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 8 pikachu
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 11 ryanseacrest




Tom Ford

Tyrion Lannister

A Snail

Big Bird


Albert Einstein

Toy Story Aliens

Jonathan Taylor Thomas




Aunt Jemima

Channing Tatum

One Graham Cracker

Mark Zuckerburg


Royal Baby George

Ryan Seacrest

Will jingle you all the way.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Will treat you like his precious.

Clothes make the man.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Slowly making progress.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

They don't exist.

Smart dude.

We're just toys.

Was the voice of Simba.

Awesome on the drums.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

A child Prodigy.

Culturally insensitive.

Makes the girls crazy.

Break me off a piece of that.

Had a movie made about him.

Has power of electricity.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Too many shows.

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  • 17 thor
  • 2 robford
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 15 pope
  • 18 katyperry
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 20 beyonce
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 5 greengiant
  • 12 miketyson
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 11 homersimpson

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

The Pope

Me too.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.


Clever girl.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.


Awesome on everything.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

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