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Help us help our employees
find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 18 bigbird
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 19 arnold
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 2 tomford
  • 9 mozart
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  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 8 pikachu
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 17 gollum
  • 15 snail
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 14 unicorn
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 1 boo
  • 16 markzuckerburg


Toy Story Aliens

Big Bird

One Graham Cracker


Royal Baby George

Tom Ford



Ryan Seacrest

Aunt Jemima


Jonathan Taylor Thomas


A Snail

Tyrion Lannister

Albert Einstein


Channing Tatum


Mark Zuckerburg

Awesome on the drums.

We're just toys.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Break me off a piece of that.

Will jingle you all the way.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Clothes make the man.

A child Prodigy.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Too many shows.

Culturally insensitive.

Has power of electricity.

Was the voice of Simba.

Will treat you like his precious.

Slowly making progress.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Smart dude.

They don't exist.

Makes the girls crazy.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Had a movie made about him.

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  • 20 beyonce
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 18 katyperry
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 2 robford
  • 9 justinbeiber
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  • 11 homersimpson
  • 5 greengiant
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 17 thor
  • 15 pope
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 12 miketyson
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 16 tommyspace


Awesome on everything.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

The Pope

Me too.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.


Clever girl.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

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