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Help us help our employees
find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 1 boo
  • 2 tomford
  • 14 unicorn
  • 8 pikachu
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 9 mozart
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
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  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 17 gollum
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 18 bigbird
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 19 arnold
  • 15 snail



Tom Ford



Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Toy Story Aliens

Aunt Jemima


Royal Baby George


One Graham Cracker


Channing Tatum

Ryan Seacrest

Big Bird

Tyrion Lannister

Mark Zuckerburg

Albert Einstein


A Snail

Awesome on the drums.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Clothes make the man.

They don't exist.

Has power of electricity.

Was the voice of Simba.

We're just toys.

Culturally insensitive.

A child Prodigy.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Break me off a piece of that.

Will treat you like his precious.

Makes the girls crazy.

Too many shows.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Had a movie made about him.

Smart dude.

Will jingle you all the way.

Slowly making progress.

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  • 20 beyonce
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 2 robford
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 5 greengiant
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 3 georgemicheal
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  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 17 thor
  • 12 miketyson
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 18 katyperry
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 15 pope


Awesome on everything.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.


Clever girl.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

The Pope

Me too.

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