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find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 8 pikachu
  • 14 unicorn
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 1 boo
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 17 gollum
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 12 channigtatum
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  • 2 tomford
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
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  • 19 arnold
  • 9 mozart
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 11 ryanseacrest

A Snail



Aunt Jemima


Mark Zuckerburg

Albert Einstein

Tyrion Lannister


Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Channing Tatum


Tom Ford

Royal Baby George


Big Bird



One Graham Cracker

Toy Story Aliens

Ryan Seacrest

Slowly making progress.

Has power of electricity.

They don't exist.

Culturally insensitive.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Had a movie made about him.

Smart dude.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Will treat you like his precious.

Was the voice of Simba.

Makes the girls crazy.

Awesome on the drums.

Clothes make the man.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Will jingle you all the way.

A child Prodigy.

Break me off a piece of that.

We're just toys.

Too many shows.

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  • 8 kimjongii
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 5 greengiant
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 17 thor
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 12 miketyson
  • 20 beyonce
  • 2 robford
  • 3 georgemicheal
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  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 11 homersimpson

The Pope

Me too.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.


Clever girl.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.


Awesome on everything.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

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